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Castiel ([personal profile] theroadpaved) wrote2025-10-27 08:22 am

Open PSL

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imhilarious: (oh no....... the rammies)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thanks! Dean hates it. He looks stricken and pissed off in the way of a man who might as well have taken a crossbolt himself. Or maybe like a man about to shatter his own jaw from excessive clenching. ]

Cas, [ is all he manages first, ground out and quiet and warning more than anything.

He needs to be moving around, actually, is the thing. He needs to be closing ranks, he needs to be checking, he needs to-- gank something.

And restraint is not Dean Winchester's foremost virtue. It's actually a hate crime against him to ask it while Cas looks around like some kind of velociraptor. ]


Cas, if you seriously think I'm just gonna freakin' stand here--

[ You might be right but also might be wrong. Dean is vibrating with that very indecision.

Let him maim???? ]
imhilarious: (cut da CRAP)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cas catches him by the jacket sleeve, and Dean doesn't give thought to like, what a weirdly solid counterweight he's suddenly pulling against. His shoulder gets jarred, but consider: it doesn't fucking matter. ]

Wait for what? You wanna talk it over while someone turns you into a pincushion, huh? What the hell? [ Dean wait, Dean, wait, and what the hell good is that gonna do? This can't- keep happening, he can't hang back and be worthless when this is what he does.

He turns to scrabble for a hold on Cas's shoulders, awkward around the second bolt, too rough, too tight.

(Dean doesn't know any other way to hold onto things.) ]


I'm gonna go take care of this!

[ And also of this (everything generally and vaguely about this) situation, and whatever lets him do a murder faster. First aid? Is there first aid to give? To have? Unsure. But he'll do that too. ]
imhilarious: (mom stanced)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's kind of incredible how Cas still thinks "this won't kill me" factors into the equation. It simply doesn't.

In a way, being able to go, to do something, is a huge relief. Having a mission. Not having to watch-- not having to watch more of this. It's damn selfish, Dean knows it is, but he can't help himself.

He takes that crossbolt like a drowning man grabs at a life raft. If he's doing one thing other than New Mission, it'll be being freaked out enough for both of them. ]


I will. [ There's some aborted gesture, making to reach up and poke around the bolt in Cas's face before thinking, hey, probably a crappy idea whether pain's a factor or not.

Best way to handle things is to not sound guilty or worried or freaked. Just be gruff and confident. ]


We'll-- get you fixed up when I get back. Stay here.

[ BITCH WHAT ELSE IS HE GONNA DO?

Too late he's charging the hell off before thoughts can catch up to him. Fuck these runes fuck these druids fuck this forest and fuck this LIFE.

On the bright side, Dean's gonna be super easy to hear tromping around kicking rocks and stuff. Don't worry babe he's your knight in shining flannel right now. brb. ]
imhilarious: (oh no....... the rammies)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Imagine feeling confusing feelings. Definitely couldn't be Dean.

It's a nice straightforward job. Find runes, scratch up some runes, shoot someone if they happen to pop up. (They don't pop up. Honestly disappointing on a lot of levels.)

But hey, it's definitely hard to miss a big painted rock that won't stop shooting FUCKING crossbolts. So Dean can scrape the hell outta that easy enough. No more runes, no more puncture wounds. One less thing to worry about.

For now. There's probably a dramatic cut back and forth between Dean messing up spray paint and Cas dealing with getting shot at, because this is Supernatural. You know.

Dean making his way back is somehow even less graceful than him taking off. Who is stealth, we don't know her. ]


Cas? [ ANSWER QUICKER PREEMPT HIS CALL!!! Too late. ] Cas, buddy, how we holding up?

[ It's fine just another day another person who matters looking like they should be bleeding to death. No biggie.

Dean can fix this up. Of course he can. They'll make it work. And hopefully there's not like angel poison on any of these stupid things. ]
Target practice is not a good look on you, dude.

[ He grabs Cas's shoulders again, and it's up for debate whose sake he does it for. Whose reassurance. ]
imhilarious: (diva no longer down)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-08 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Yeah. Great. [ Oh well he's fine, problem all solved.

Okay, no, it does... help. To get the attempt at confirming that. And maybe it doesn't make the image easier to swallow, maybe it doesn't really kill the urgent worry, but it helps a little anyway. Makes a thing in Dean's ribcage feel more grounded.

Cas is an angel. 'course he's fine. Still standing, still answering the question. Damn if it's hard to tell whether he even feels pain or is just great at tolerating it, but at least he's not freaking out.

Blood's nothing new, neither is violence, and regrettably not even yanking arrows out of someone is all that new. It just sucks. No one else is here to do it, though, so Dean will, one bolt at a time. The relative quiet of the forest starts seeming all too apparent as Cas guides his hand to the first one, palm of his other hand pressing flat to brace as he pulls it loose.

You learn to separate yourself from this stuff early. Hand the physical reins over to some part of your brain that's like, a job-doer. More efficient about it. Let your hands work, don't think about anything. If it were Sam, he'd be coming up with some really stupid jokes or something, maybe picking up a dumbass petty argument from a lifetime ago to keep him distracted. Or he'd at least be trying to do it.

He's been using all his material up at Sam's bedside this week. Better to just get this done fast. Which goes a little bit to hell when Cas jerks his head back before Dean can get a handle on this last one. Dean feels-- some way about that, too. Undefinably bad. ]


Whoa whoa whoa, take it easy. [ When in doubt, treat this like dealing with a wounded animal. Dean gentles out, the teeniest bit. Tries to get his hand on the side of Cas's head at the temple, either to force some eye contact or to be in position to make him hold still for the next try.

Exactly which one of those it is depends on where Cas lands on the reasoning scale. Dean's keeping his options open. ]
C'mon, Cas, last one. Last one, okay? Less than three seconds, you can bitch about it all you want.

[ However much that even is. ]
imhilarious: (? ????? ????????)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Less than three seconds, as promised. Done and done. Dean goes ahead and chucks the bolt on the ground as the garbage it is. And if his other hand stays put for just a second longer than necessary, like he's maybe trying to personally transfuse some being-okay into Cas through it, that's his business.

Maybe Cas's business. Since it's his head.

Because if there's one thing this world has more than any other, it's Intricate Rituals. Especially since something seems... off. Weirder than normal, even after those injuries close up. ]


You sure? [ You're SURE sure? Girl? ] If we're runnin' down the timer against some angel tranqs here, you gotta let me know.

[ It's easier to carry someone through the woods when you get a chance to stretch first, obviously. ]
imhilarious: (actually it's not w/e. its just sufferin)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The main sticking point Dean chooses to take away here is "targeting angelic creatures."

Just them all jacked up in the woods with limited gear, probably outnumbered, and Cas specifically being targeted. Every day it's something. Every day, week, month, year, decade and century, it's something.

These assholes had him going, he'll admit it. Not a bad plan or anything. Make it seem like one thing, lure 'em in looking for a witch fight. Might've been watching them for a while first.

As long as Sammy doesn't get it in his head to do something stupid, he'll be safe holed up where they left him. One less thing to be afraid for, for now.

Targeting angelic creatures. So matter-of-fact for a concept that rings in his ears for a minute. It's enough to make Dean's fingers start to go cold and numb, for part of him to seize up around a ragged hole in his heart that's barely stitched together as-is. Never totally healed. Most of them don't.

He's not walking out of this with a fresh one. He'd just as soon not walk out of it at all. (As if he's ever really had that option.) ]


Heard a creek about half a klick back that way, [ is all that he says to all that, jerking his head in whatever the hell direction it even is. No compass. Stupidest shit in the world. ] Shelter, we'll figure out when we get there. But they probably know we're gonna be lookin' for both, so stick close and stay sharp. No hero crap. 'til we hit sunrise, we're regular cowards.

[ This town's only big enough for one drama queen, okay. One sacrificer, if there has to be any for some godforsaken reason.

These druid actions will suffer dire and possibly homicidal consequences. The only one of them who knows how to even pretend to be normal about this team is laid up rn. That was their first mistake. ]
imhilarious: (because i SAID so)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sounds fake because Cas is definitely the one in real danger from these angel-hunting fuckos. Source: Dean decided that.

He doesn't know what to do with that response in the meantime, meaning it must still be a day that ends in 'y'. He never feels used to it. Because Cas never says this stuff like he's trying to make him feel better or nursing his bruised ego so he'll keep on trucking. He never says it like it's potential, like it's stuff that Dean Winchester Could Be. He just-

He always says it like it's true. A fact that can't be debated, even though he's always way off-base. ]


Yeah, man. Sounds like me. [ Dean can't help an amused scoff after the fact, but on the other hand: gift horses. This is a great time to feed into the unrealistic pedestal and hold it all down. ] But I figured, what the hell? We're already screwed six ways from Sunday on this little Blair Witch Project someone put together for us. Maybe tonight we try it on for size.

[ Let's be little bitches together. And survive this long enough to be later killed by Sam. ]
imhilarious: (about to get punched in the face)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hi boulder. Bye boulder. Well worth the price of admission to see that happen.

Note to self: beef up movie nights a little more. Not that Cas's lack of reference-getting isn't one of his charm points. The man needs a real education is all. ]


Yeah, yeah, tree-huggers on ambient steroids. [ Weirdos, unsurprisingly. Dean never needs to think a nice thing about them because of this situation that they're in right now. ] You think they ever-- you know. [ Dumb bitch throat chopping gesture. ] Glimpse the future and all they see is someone cleaning up the sacrifice blood?

[ We are so normal. We are not even hypervigilant and worried, we're having fun with the horrors. ]
imhilarious: (about to get punched in the face)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dumbass question: indulged. Followup storytime: received. Cas: smacked by the very branch he was holding.

If this quick bark of a laugh is the most Dean's laughed in probably a month, that's his business. All he knows is it's nice to get one in. ]


Dude was ahead of his time. [ Let him bravely and heroically pull that branch back from the other side for you, buddy. Your most loyal weirdo knight. ] I would've loved to hustle pool with that psycho.

[ Even though it's like, so easy to make a floor not sticky. Dean could do that shit in his sleep. One day he'll demonstrate aaaaall his domestic knowledge that he knows in his heart he'll never actually use again for the rest of his life. Like a peacock. For No Real Reason. ]
imhilarious: (looks respectfully)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This forest isn't big enough for TWO loyal weirdo knights... but somehow the stupidity persists.

It's nice, you know. In spite of the everything, AKA the same way that anything nice is nice for this family. Weird pockets of fun or quiet that they can scrape out every once in a while. Grave dirt under his fingernails, cold beer in his hand, saying something stupid that Sam can roll his eyes about.

Or, in this case, that Cas can either roll his eyes about or take at total face-value. And there's no beer. And mostly they've got blood under their fingernails. What can he say, it's always a dice roll. It's still pretty quiet here right now, and that's still nice. ]


Not like we haven't worked with worse. [ Seems pretty clear. Flat ground. Dean walks a little circle anyway to scope the perimeter that he's invented in his mind. He doesn't catch any unusual movement yet, so that's good.

No fire. Goes without saying. That's fine. Gonna be hard enough keeping a low profile when they're dealing with actual targeting magic. Tempting fate would be stupid at this point. (Maybe they'll tempt it tomorrow.)

He fishes around in his jacket pockets for a few seconds when he finishes his circuit and pulls out... dare we believe... it is. A Fruit Roll-Up to offer. ]


Rations?

[ You're his world, bro... he has to offer just on principle even though you are An Angel.

Note to self, Dean. Think about carrying around some trail mix or something. ]
imhilarious: (im gonna snake ur wallet)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bonus unlocked: one of Dean's favorite tones of voice, which he figures he's at least allowed to admit to himself. Manfully. As long as he's not like constantly out in the world trying really hard to earn it on purpose.

It's not exactly the same when you gotta hold your hand out and ask. It's just something that you turn into an obligation. And he doesn't have to examine his feelings or anything about it, alright. It's just--

Whatever. It's whatever. It doesn't matter. He's keeping his school lunch treat-tier snack and his tone-of-voice gold star and following the change in subject like a moth to a light bulb. ]


We're not fendin' that off by a long shot, pal. [ Man, imagine if they could. Imagine if Dean wasn't making his sick little brother probably get even sicker worrying about him not coming back from a hunt on time. Crazy. ] Best-case scenario, we make our peace and brace for impact.

[ That kid worries like it's both of his full-time jobs. ]

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