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Castiel ([personal profile] theroadpaved) wrote2025-10-27 08:22 am

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imhilarious: (actually it's not w/e. its just sufferin)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The main sticking point Dean chooses to take away here is "targeting angelic creatures."

Just them all jacked up in the woods with limited gear, probably outnumbered, and Cas specifically being targeted. Every day it's something. Every day, week, month, year, decade and century, it's something.

These assholes had him going, he'll admit it. Not a bad plan or anything. Make it seem like one thing, lure 'em in looking for a witch fight. Might've been watching them for a while first.

As long as Sammy doesn't get it in his head to do something stupid, he'll be safe holed up where they left him. One less thing to be afraid for, for now.

Targeting angelic creatures. So matter-of-fact for a concept that rings in his ears for a minute. It's enough to make Dean's fingers start to go cold and numb, for part of him to seize up around a ragged hole in his heart that's barely stitched together as-is. Never totally healed. Most of them don't.

He's not walking out of this with a fresh one. He'd just as soon not walk out of it at all. (As if he's ever really had that option.) ]


Heard a creek about half a klick back that way, [ is all that he says to all that, jerking his head in whatever the hell direction it even is. No compass. Stupidest shit in the world. ] Shelter, we'll figure out when we get there. But they probably know we're gonna be lookin' for both, so stick close and stay sharp. No hero crap. 'til we hit sunrise, we're regular cowards.

[ This town's only big enough for one drama queen, okay. One sacrificer, if there has to be any for some godforsaken reason.

These druid actions will suffer dire and possibly homicidal consequences. The only one of them who knows how to even pretend to be normal about this team is laid up rn. That was their first mistake. ]
imhilarious: (because i SAID so)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sounds fake because Cas is definitely the one in real danger from these angel-hunting fuckos. Source: Dean decided that.

He doesn't know what to do with that response in the meantime, meaning it must still be a day that ends in 'y'. He never feels used to it. Because Cas never says this stuff like he's trying to make him feel better or nursing his bruised ego so he'll keep on trucking. He never says it like it's potential, like it's stuff that Dean Winchester Could Be. He just-

He always says it like it's true. A fact that can't be debated, even though he's always way off-base. ]


Yeah, man. Sounds like me. [ Dean can't help an amused scoff after the fact, but on the other hand: gift horses. This is a great time to feed into the unrealistic pedestal and hold it all down. ] But I figured, what the hell? We're already screwed six ways from Sunday on this little Blair Witch Project someone put together for us. Maybe tonight we try it on for size.

[ Let's be little bitches together. And survive this long enough to be later killed by Sam. ]
imhilarious: (about to get punched in the face)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hi boulder. Bye boulder. Well worth the price of admission to see that happen.

Note to self: beef up movie nights a little more. Not that Cas's lack of reference-getting isn't one of his charm points. The man needs a real education is all. ]


Yeah, yeah, tree-huggers on ambient steroids. [ Weirdos, unsurprisingly. Dean never needs to think a nice thing about them because of this situation that they're in right now. ] You think they ever-- you know. [ Dumb bitch throat chopping gesture. ] Glimpse the future and all they see is someone cleaning up the sacrifice blood?

[ We are so normal. We are not even hypervigilant and worried, we're having fun with the horrors. ]
imhilarious: (about to get punched in the face)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dumbass question: indulged. Followup storytime: received. Cas: smacked by the very branch he was holding.

If this quick bark of a laugh is the most Dean's laughed in probably a month, that's his business. All he knows is it's nice to get one in. ]


Dude was ahead of his time. [ Let him bravely and heroically pull that branch back from the other side for you, buddy. Your most loyal weirdo knight. ] I would've loved to hustle pool with that psycho.

[ Even though it's like, so easy to make a floor not sticky. Dean could do that shit in his sleep. One day he'll demonstrate aaaaall his domestic knowledge that he knows in his heart he'll never actually use again for the rest of his life. Like a peacock. For No Real Reason. ]
imhilarious: (looks respectfully)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This forest isn't big enough for TWO loyal weirdo knights... but somehow the stupidity persists.

It's nice, you know. In spite of the everything, AKA the same way that anything nice is nice for this family. Weird pockets of fun or quiet that they can scrape out every once in a while. Grave dirt under his fingernails, cold beer in his hand, saying something stupid that Sam can roll his eyes about.

Or, in this case, that Cas can either roll his eyes about or take at total face-value. And there's no beer. And mostly they've got blood under their fingernails. What can he say, it's always a dice roll. It's still pretty quiet here right now, and that's still nice. ]


Not like we haven't worked with worse. [ Seems pretty clear. Flat ground. Dean walks a little circle anyway to scope the perimeter that he's invented in his mind. He doesn't catch any unusual movement yet, so that's good.

No fire. Goes without saying. That's fine. Gonna be hard enough keeping a low profile when they're dealing with actual targeting magic. Tempting fate would be stupid at this point. (Maybe they'll tempt it tomorrow.)

He fishes around in his jacket pockets for a few seconds when he finishes his circuit and pulls out... dare we believe... it is. A Fruit Roll-Up to offer. ]


Rations?

[ You're his world, bro... he has to offer just on principle even though you are An Angel.

Note to self, Dean. Think about carrying around some trail mix or something. ]
imhilarious: (im gonna snake ur wallet)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bonus unlocked: one of Dean's favorite tones of voice, which he figures he's at least allowed to admit to himself. Manfully. As long as he's not like constantly out in the world trying really hard to earn it on purpose.

It's not exactly the same when you gotta hold your hand out and ask. It's just something that you turn into an obligation. And he doesn't have to examine his feelings or anything about it, alright. It's just--

Whatever. It's whatever. It doesn't matter. He's keeping his school lunch treat-tier snack and his tone-of-voice gold star and following the change in subject like a moth to a light bulb. ]


We're not fendin' that off by a long shot, pal. [ Man, imagine if they could. Imagine if Dean wasn't making his sick little brother probably get even sicker worrying about him not coming back from a hunt on time. Crazy. ] Best-case scenario, we make our peace and brace for impact.

[ That kid worries like it's both of his full-time jobs. ]
imhilarious: (👀)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing like chilling in the deepening darkness to give a man time to think. Mostly about how screwed they are when they get back to Sam. It's a pretty standard-issue thought path. One of those things Dean can idly turn over in his head without having to get too serious.

It's not bad out here. Wounds and danger and cold, all-around shitty circumstances aside. Oh, Dean needs his fast food joints. The Impala needs driving. The work never ends. But it can be nice to be in nature once in a blue moon. It's that kind of quiet that turns up on long-haul drives at 2 AM.

If the canopy wasn't so thick, they could probably see a hell of a lot of stars.

His reply is slower to come, because- well, Dean's crappy at this stuff. Can't admit that that's a huge relief if true, or that maybe it made his blood curdle, can't figure out the right thing to say back. ]


It's not like I'd blame you if it was, Cas. I was about to yank a freakin' arrow out of your skull. [ There. Perfect. A little jokey, a little it's fine, seriously.

He turns his head in the general direction of Cas's voice. ]


Wanna let me know what it was about or are we stickin' to what it wasn't?

[ Open invite. Talk to me, but like not if you don't want to, but also I'm gonna sit here in the woods and wonder about why it's enough of a thing for you to want to bring up, but not to explain 100%. Very casual. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "I...?" He nothing apparently. He changes the subject apparently.

And it's obviously his choice and if he doesn't wanna tell Dean about what's up, he doesn't have to or anything. Obviously. That's obvious. And for sure what's happening here.

Maybe Dean's just getting hangry. ]


Dammit. [ Sam's been so laid out, he was hoping they'd get more non-freaking-out time before he realized something's wrong. But not so.

Dean pushes himself back to his feet with a groan, like he's worried Sam will pierce the veil and see him on the ground and think he's hurt-hurt. Capital-H Hurt. Go off all half-cocked about it. Plus, well, he doesn't know if these angel-targeting measures ping onto stuff like "receiving a prayer over the soul antenna." Better if he stays close to Cas just in case. ]


Tell him I said to park his lanky ass back in bed pronto! [ Don't worry. It's a whisper-yell. Not even a real one yet.

This is a reasonable demand to make, right. On all fronts. ]
imhilarious: (because i SAID so)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
-- shut up. [ Gottem (you did not). Take that (there was nothing to take because you were literally just wrong).

Dean needs to pace about this, still. He needs to be on guard and pacing about it. Quick hunt, he thought, little extra quality time with his best friend, Sammy'll just be put out about missing the action.

Mistake number one is always thinking something's gonna go easy. If he hadn't died from being stupid before in his life, he'd be amazed he's lived this long. That's just how the cookie crumbles, though. No time to wallow. ]


Oh yeah, as long as he's mostly coherent. Pain in my ass little... mount a rescue. [ Dean loves him. He loves him so much. He loves that he's a person who worries and cares and wants to look out for them. He loves that he's smart as hell and competent and still Sam, even after everything.

But a Sam who gets all fussy? For CLEARLY no good reason? Truly the most annoying bitch on God's green earth. ]


We got no exact location, we don't know where they've got any other traps laid out, and we don't even know how many of these sons of bitches we're dealin' with. We could be bait right now, Cas. I don't dig that.

[ They have targeting but all he got was tagged on the shoulder. All they could do was ground Cas and immobilize him-- okay, that's not exactly an "oh all we could do was this measly immobilizing and grounding an angel, which is nothing."

That must take some serious heft or some serious numbers or however these freaks do business, because Cas is-- y'know, he's Cas. Point is, live bait sells. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ STOPS

MID-PACE

ON A DIME ]


I like fire.

[ Babe please don't say sike. He needs this. ]
imhilarious: (quick aside)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam needs to understand that this is for the greater good. And also for enrichment, but nobody needs to know that. Since they're going to be strategic with it.

Semi-suicidal plans? In this relationship? It's more likely than you think. Dean is itching to channel some aggression through destruction. All sympathies and respect to the squirrels out here, that is. ]


Lucky for us, a little strategic arson is in every hunter's playbook. [ Page one of the playbook, in fact. ] So what, set a few going, lure Treebeard out into the open, gank 'em? Without, [ he must emphasize, ] another round of angel arrows to the face.

[ In an ideal world, it would be that simple. Luckily Dean has already remembered that there's no such thing as simple. He's blue-skying right now is all. Remembering the best-case scenario he's aiming for. ]
imhilarious: (so noble so angular wow)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ If Dean was already crouching down to scrape some leaves and twigs together and scope out the burnability around here, that's between him and...... Cas, technically.

He can finally get this old receipt and a couple crumpled-up napkins out of his life forever by using them to save the forest. By... saving the rest of the forest rangers who might be on the sacrifice target list. Who are then gonna help save the forest from whatever damage they're about to do. Not much, hopefully. ]


What, you want more open ground for this guy?

[ Not an argument in the strictest sense. More like "I mean, I guess I can do that as long as we're still doing this, but water's water." ]
imhilarious: (mom stanced)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, c'mon with that crap, Cas. Smoke inhalation'll get me way before I have to worry about catching on fire.

[ Dean then forges on like the stubborn bulldog he is, because he realized towards the end of that sentence that it probably doesn't help. If he doesn't continue he's just setting up karma to fall in a pungee pit or something. ]

Look, we're gonna kick this thing in the ass before any of it's even a factor!

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