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Castiel ([personal profile] theroadpaved) wrote2025-10-27 08:22 am

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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing like chilling in the deepening darkness to give a man time to think. Mostly about how screwed they are when they get back to Sam. It's a pretty standard-issue thought path. One of those things Dean can idly turn over in his head without having to get too serious.

It's not bad out here. Wounds and danger and cold, all-around shitty circumstances aside. Oh, Dean needs his fast food joints. The Impala needs driving. The work never ends. But it can be nice to be in nature once in a blue moon. It's that kind of quiet that turns up on long-haul drives at 2 AM.

If the canopy wasn't so thick, they could probably see a hell of a lot of stars.

His reply is slower to come, because- well, Dean's crappy at this stuff. Can't admit that that's a huge relief if true, or that maybe it made his blood curdle, can't figure out the right thing to say back. ]


It's not like I'd blame you if it was, Cas. I was about to yank a freakin' arrow out of your skull. [ There. Perfect. A little jokey, a little it's fine, seriously.

He turns his head in the general direction of Cas's voice. ]


Wanna let me know what it was about or are we stickin' to what it wasn't?

[ Open invite. Talk to me, but like not if you don't want to, but also I'm gonna sit here in the woods and wonder about why it's enough of a thing for you to want to bring up, but not to explain 100%. Very casual. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "I...?" He nothing apparently. He changes the subject apparently.

And it's obviously his choice and if he doesn't wanna tell Dean about what's up, he doesn't have to or anything. Obviously. That's obvious. And for sure what's happening here.

Maybe Dean's just getting hangry. ]


Dammit. [ Sam's been so laid out, he was hoping they'd get more non-freaking-out time before he realized something's wrong. But not so.

Dean pushes himself back to his feet with a groan, like he's worried Sam will pierce the veil and see him on the ground and think he's hurt-hurt. Capital-H Hurt. Go off all half-cocked about it. Plus, well, he doesn't know if these angel-targeting measures ping onto stuff like "receiving a prayer over the soul antenna." Better if he stays close to Cas just in case. ]


Tell him I said to park his lanky ass back in bed pronto! [ Don't worry. It's a whisper-yell. Not even a real one yet.

This is a reasonable demand to make, right. On all fronts. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
-- shut up. [ Gottem (you did not). Take that (there was nothing to take because you were literally just wrong).

Dean needs to pace about this, still. He needs to be on guard and pacing about it. Quick hunt, he thought, little extra quality time with his best friend, Sammy'll just be put out about missing the action.

Mistake number one is always thinking something's gonna go easy. If he hadn't died from being stupid before in his life, he'd be amazed he's lived this long. That's just how the cookie crumbles, though. No time to wallow. ]


Oh yeah, as long as he's mostly coherent. Pain in my ass little... mount a rescue. [ Dean loves him. He loves him so much. He loves that he's a person who worries and cares and wants to look out for them. He loves that he's smart as hell and competent and still Sam, even after everything.

But a Sam who gets all fussy? For CLEARLY no good reason? Truly the most annoying bitch on God's green earth. ]


We got no exact location, we don't know where they've got any other traps laid out, and we don't even know how many of these sons of bitches we're dealin' with. We could be bait right now, Cas. I don't dig that.

[ They have targeting but all he got was tagged on the shoulder. All they could do was ground Cas and immobilize him-- okay, that's not exactly an "oh all we could do was this measly immobilizing and grounding an angel, which is nothing."

That must take some serious heft or some serious numbers or however these freaks do business, because Cas is-- y'know, he's Cas. Point is, live bait sells. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-11 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ STOPS

MID-PACE

ON A DIME ]


I like fire.

[ Babe please don't say sike. He needs this. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam needs to understand that this is for the greater good. And also for enrichment, but nobody needs to know that. Since they're going to be strategic with it.

Semi-suicidal plans? In this relationship? It's more likely than you think. Dean is itching to channel some aggression through destruction. All sympathies and respect to the squirrels out here, that is. ]


Lucky for us, a little strategic arson is in every hunter's playbook. [ Page one of the playbook, in fact. ] So what, set a few going, lure Treebeard out into the open, gank 'em? Without, [ he must emphasize, ] another round of angel arrows to the face.

[ In an ideal world, it would be that simple. Luckily Dean has already remembered that there's no such thing as simple. He's blue-skying right now is all. Remembering the best-case scenario he's aiming for. ]
imhilarious: (so noble so angular wow)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ If Dean was already crouching down to scrape some leaves and twigs together and scope out the burnability around here, that's between him and...... Cas, technically.

He can finally get this old receipt and a couple crumpled-up napkins out of his life forever by using them to save the forest. By... saving the rest of the forest rangers who might be on the sacrifice target list. Who are then gonna help save the forest from whatever damage they're about to do. Not much, hopefully. ]


What, you want more open ground for this guy?

[ Not an argument in the strictest sense. More like "I mean, I guess I can do that as long as we're still doing this, but water's water." ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh, c'mon with that crap, Cas. Smoke inhalation'll get me way before I have to worry about catching on fire.

[ Dean then forges on like the stubborn bulldog he is, because he realized towards the end of that sentence that it probably doesn't help. If he doesn't continue he's just setting up karma to fall in a pungee pit or something. ]

Look, we're gonna kick this thing in the ass before any of it's even a factor!
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always impatient, it's part of my goddamn charm! [ He lies, like a lying liar. What even is this! Now his arson placement judgement isn't good enough??? And other such dramatic bitchy thoughts with no long-term heat to them.

Dean abandons his dumb tinder pile momentarily to point. J'accuse. ]
Sammy preemptively outvoted me on everything, didn't he?
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Alright-- [ There's probably some stuff to unpack here. But Dean's been living out of a suitcase since he was four, so there's no guarantee he'll manage it. ]

Let's get this cleared up right now. 'cause I know you feel bad about your angel mojo situation, but this is not the hill to die on, Cas.

[ Look, see, he's walking over properly and everything. ]

One, you didn't fail anything. My head wasn't in the game, I should've known better, I got myself shot. And you know what? Still here. Crap happens, buddy. [ He gestures to their general surroundings. This is just some of the crap. The crap that's happened. ] Two, it's nobody's job to keep me safe. Not yours. Not Sam's. You watch my back, I'll watch yours, that's plenty to go around.

[ And the same is not true for him because it actually is his job to keep the last little scraps of people he cares about safe, and he's the one that keeps fucking up at it. Goes without saying. Thank you. ]

Three-- [ VERY important, three- ] If we don't find a pond when we get a half-mile out, I'm lighting it up anyway.

[ Cas can have one concession because Dean loves him and is so generous and mature. Wow. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dean reminds himself, not for the first time or for the last, that there's only so long and so many times you can say "you have no idea how much I missed this" once you get someone back. Like, before it's just weird to say anything. Every morning he wakes up and puts the sentiment in a professional sleeper hold, because that's what he does with most of his sentiments. It's part of the gig.

Damn, he did, though. He missed this. He lets himself have this surge of weirdly-timed affection about it while no one's actively trying to murder them again. Before his brain can sour it somehow. ]


Well if it's that easy, [ he says to basically nothing because Cas is already whirling off like a drama queen and Dean has to very coolly stumble into following him. (If a man tries to clap back in a forest and no one hears it, does it really make a sound?)

And look, Dean will maintain it's no one's job to keep him safe or take care of him for the rest of his life probably. Them's the breaks. As close as he gets to making peace with anything, he did that a long while back.

But it's not like it's not nice to hear it from Sam or from Cas or-- anyone. Once in a while. It's nice to hear. It's nice that they... try or whatever. That sentiment just has to get escalated from a sleeper hold to a bare-handed crushing for the purposes of living in reality, is all. ]


You're one stubborn sonofabitch, you know that?

[ Normal things to sound all fond and like you're gonna write about in your diary with glitter gel pens later. Girl..... get UP. ]
imhilarious: (ill let u in on a lil secret. sike)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even when he's in a snit he turns to help Dean out. You get up too Cas. But don't actually. Dean doesn't deserve it, but he's selfish enough to keep on enjoying that special Castiel quality while it lasts.

And if it might help Cas out with that all-too-familiar "if I can't do anything that feels useful I will die" feeling... fine, that's a bonus. Because getting the usefulness thing outta Cas's thick-ass angelic skull is gonna take a lot more time and work than they have right now.

Grace lights it up a little sharper anyway. Dean's starting to wonder if he even is the weirdo loyal knight right now. Dammit. ]


What can I say, I call 'em like I see 'em. [ Anger issues mcgee. ] I should probably shuffle "Backdraft" down the movie night list after this, huh?

[ Even though it's awesome. Like really awesome. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dean counters with: his least exhausted, most annoying look. ]

Well, it's about badass firefighters, so. [ Wiggles lighter in the air for emphasis. ] We might need to plant some trees before we earn that one back.

[ A little joke. As a treat. ]
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[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-12 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well maybe one day he will get it. Or he won't. He's a movie night hostage regardless. ]

Yeah, hopefully. No one wants to eighty-six Chip and Dale for some psycho druid. [ Psycho because they are one, or like just psycho in general? Why not both?

For whatever it's worth to Cas, the distraction tactic does in fact work for a bit. Not as well as, say, old cowboy movies or Die Hard would've worked. But it works some. ]


-- I mean c'mon, man, Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway, star power for days. Great movie. Awesome movie. It's a ten. Sam tries to say it's trashy 'cause Sam's got bad taste and he likes to piss me off, alright? And he's wrong!

[ It's formative. The Towering Inferno is formative! Possibly just to Dean Winchester and his distant dreams of being a firefighter once upon a time. ]

It was '74, Sammy, of course the effects were gonna-- [ verbal keysmash. ] I'm not even gonna talk about it. Not even worth arguing about, that's how wrong that little geek is.

[ HUFFS. HUFFS!!!!!

...

........ ]


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