theroadpaved: (Default)
Castiel ([personal profile] theroadpaved) wrote2025-10-27 08:22 am

Open PSL

Play with me! Write a starter or request a starter (and let me know in the comment if you'd like something genre-specific!)
imhilarious: (a disturbance in the force)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-04 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ give me that sad wet cat, im gonna pretend to know what im doing ]
imhilarious: (just stop dude. cmon.)

who am i to judge i got a beautiful starter

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well ain't this the crap icing for the crap cake that this week's already had in the crap oven. Not quite the shit icing on the shit cake in the shit oven (which Dean has to reserve for his life in general), but like. It's up there.

This would've been done and dusted already if Sam were here. That's just facts. It's like the secret sauce, you know? That line between good and great and actually being able to sleep at night. Never gets easier, worrying about your little brother from the useless bench. Not being able to fix everything for him.

So you think well hey, there's something going on out there that we can do and do pretty damn well. Back in less than 24 hours with a soup delivery.

So much for that. Here they are in the crap icing of it all.

The longer it takes, the more Sam's gonna worry about it, and the more he worries the less he's focusing on healing up. God knows that little geek might go AWOL and make himself worse trying to help them out. And the longer Cas is grounded the more Cas is gonna feel bad about all this angel mojo stuff that's not even his fault or his job to fix, even though he's--

He's here. He's trying. Who needs to ask for more than that?

Dean's the one who went into this hunt distracted, anyway. Maybe his research wasn't up to snuff. His reflexes obviously sure as hell weren't. But that's whatever. Call that karma, deal with it later, blah blah blah.

Him personally, he's rested enough. There's work to do, so he'll do it. That's also whatever. Blood loss is only a bitch if you're a bitch about it. ]


Yeah, well. As long as we keep moving, we've still got a chance of doin' one of those, right? Hopefully soon. 'cause the longer we're out here, man, the less I'm gonna give a crap about respecting Smokey the Bear.

[ Arson can be a solution. Plan... C, maybe D. "Oh no the forest" okay and??? What about his tall tree-like brother waiting for him????? ]

It's fine, Cas.

[ Cue: Normal Heterosexual Shoulder-Clap. Just a couple of guys being dudes in the deep woods. ]
imhilarious: (babe...)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whoa, whoa, hold on. Let's not take wrestling wolves completely off the table. Or burning down the forest, which is the only one of those that Dean's thinking about. He has not come to the same decision vis a vis it being an unacceptable risk. Especially not if he gets really pissed off.

Future problem.

Let's just be glad Cas is here to value this man's life enough for both of them. Case in point: the tie on display. Dean squints between it and Cas's face for a hot second, tries running it through his Castiel translator processor, which is enough to make the harsher edges of his expression smooth out a little bit. ]


Casual Friday?

[ Does he know exactly what Cas is offering here? Maybe. Can he admit that and sincerely assume it as a given? God, no. Be for real. He'd rather die. ]
imhilarious: (cut da CRAP)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What is this? The quences of his cons? Ugh.

Dean takes this imposition stoically and manfully, which is to say he makes a pained sound and gets the wind knocked out of him. Ow?????? ]


Motherf-- Cas! C'mon!

[ Mean! Humorless behavior when humor is the most valuable! And when the fuck did Castiel angel of the Lord get a hanky???

Before learning anything about first aid, apparently. Don't mind him, he's just gonna try to swat that hand or grab a wrist or something. ]
Look, just- take it easy, Doctor Kevorkian, I still gotta be able to use this thing! Lemme do it.

[ What is he, an invalid? Because of a bullet hole??? Says who? Self-wrap sucks majorly but it's... doable, more or less. He has a system.

Then again, on the off-chance Cas is being stubborn for no good reason: a compromise, maybe. Everyone needs to feel a little useful once in a while to live, right? And doing it himself would take twice as long. And he wouldn't be any good finishing out this hunt if he lost too much blood working on that.

Ughhhhhh, etc. ]


Or give you the rundown or... something. Last thing we need right now is guesswork.

[ Dean is soooo in control of all the situations rn, though. He is the boss. If this field first aid falls through it will just be his fault. ]
imhilarious: (well don't knock it.)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a way to feel about the. The this whole thing of it all. Probably. Dean doesn't know what it is so he mostly skips out on that.

Just weird. It's always weird being the focal point of Cas's attention because the guy only does full-intensity, and it's always weird getting handled like... whatever.

There's no space for weird. Chock it up to Cas having quirks and call it a day, Part of the offputting charm. That's all it is. ]


Think you might be right. [ Boooooo. ] Or maybe we'll get lucky and it's only a bunch of jumped-up hillbillies that wanna hunt people for sport.

[ It's happened once! It could happen again! Imagine something that easy... wow. ]
imhilarious: (just stop dude. cmon.)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
... so some real jumped-up hillbillies.

[ Finnneeeee, it's probably Druids and their celestial-binding magic. It can never be a fun one anymore. As much as being hunted for sport by regular joes can be fun, comparatively.

Dean will dutifully go along with Cas's complete asspull of a direction to pick, because it's probably about the same direction he would have picked anyway. It's a forest, dude. Pick a direction and stick to it until you get a better idea. Watch out for snakes, do not step onto a bear trap. Or a landmine.

Damn, he hates the unknown.

All the more reason to keep an extra sharp eye out for Cas until this is handled. No more slacking. ]


Ugh. Sam's never gonna shut up about carryin' around a compass after this. [ Dean gets a handle on some long-enough dead branch so he can start poking at underbrush that he personally deems suspicious. When in doubt: make do, soldier. ] I swear it's like he's gunning for the world's tallest Boy Scout award.
imhilarious: (oh no....... the rammies)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thanks! Dean hates it. He looks stricken and pissed off in the way of a man who might as well have taken a crossbolt himself. Or maybe like a man about to shatter his own jaw from excessive clenching. ]

Cas, [ is all he manages first, ground out and quiet and warning more than anything.

He needs to be moving around, actually, is the thing. He needs to be closing ranks, he needs to be checking, he needs to-- gank something.

And restraint is not Dean Winchester's foremost virtue. It's actually a hate crime against him to ask it while Cas looks around like some kind of velociraptor. ]


Cas, if you seriously think I'm just gonna freakin' stand here--

[ You might be right but also might be wrong. Dean is vibrating with that very indecision.

Let him maim???? ]
imhilarious: (cut da CRAP)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cas catches him by the jacket sleeve, and Dean doesn't give thought to like, what a weirdly solid counterweight he's suddenly pulling against. His shoulder gets jarred, but consider: it doesn't fucking matter. ]

Wait for what? You wanna talk it over while someone turns you into a pincushion, huh? What the hell? [ Dean wait, Dean, wait, and what the hell good is that gonna do? This can't- keep happening, he can't hang back and be worthless when this is what he does.

He turns to scrabble for a hold on Cas's shoulders, awkward around the second bolt, too rough, too tight.

(Dean doesn't know any other way to hold onto things.) ]


I'm gonna go take care of this!

[ And also of this (everything generally and vaguely about this) situation, and whatever lets him do a murder faster. First aid? Is there first aid to give? To have? Unsure. But he'll do that too. ]
imhilarious: (mom stanced)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's kind of incredible how Cas still thinks "this won't kill me" factors into the equation. It simply doesn't.

In a way, being able to go, to do something, is a huge relief. Having a mission. Not having to watch-- not having to watch more of this. It's damn selfish, Dean knows it is, but he can't help himself.

He takes that crossbolt like a drowning man grabs at a life raft. If he's doing one thing other than New Mission, it'll be being freaked out enough for both of them. ]


I will. [ There's some aborted gesture, making to reach up and poke around the bolt in Cas's face before thinking, hey, probably a crappy idea whether pain's a factor or not.

Best way to handle things is to not sound guilty or worried or freaked. Just be gruff and confident. ]


We'll-- get you fixed up when I get back. Stay here.

[ BITCH WHAT ELSE IS HE GONNA DO?

Too late he's charging the hell off before thoughts can catch up to him. Fuck these runes fuck these druids fuck this forest and fuck this LIFE.

On the bright side, Dean's gonna be super easy to hear tromping around kicking rocks and stuff. Don't worry babe he's your knight in shining flannel right now. brb. ]
imhilarious: (oh no....... the rammies)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Imagine feeling confusing feelings. Definitely couldn't be Dean.

It's a nice straightforward job. Find runes, scratch up some runes, shoot someone if they happen to pop up. (They don't pop up. Honestly disappointing on a lot of levels.)

But hey, it's definitely hard to miss a big painted rock that won't stop shooting FUCKING crossbolts. So Dean can scrape the hell outta that easy enough. No more runes, no more puncture wounds. One less thing to worry about.

For now. There's probably a dramatic cut back and forth between Dean messing up spray paint and Cas dealing with getting shot at, because this is Supernatural. You know.

Dean making his way back is somehow even less graceful than him taking off. Who is stealth, we don't know her. ]


Cas? [ ANSWER QUICKER PREEMPT HIS CALL!!! Too late. ] Cas, buddy, how we holding up?

[ It's fine just another day another person who matters looking like they should be bleeding to death. No biggie.

Dean can fix this up. Of course he can. They'll make it work. And hopefully there's not like angel poison on any of these stupid things. ]
Target practice is not a good look on you, dude.

[ He grabs Cas's shoulders again, and it's up for debate whose sake he does it for. Whose reassurance. ]
imhilarious: (diva no longer down)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-08 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Yeah. Great. [ Oh well he's fine, problem all solved.

Okay, no, it does... help. To get the attempt at confirming that. And maybe it doesn't make the image easier to swallow, maybe it doesn't really kill the urgent worry, but it helps a little anyway. Makes a thing in Dean's ribcage feel more grounded.

Cas is an angel. 'course he's fine. Still standing, still answering the question. Damn if it's hard to tell whether he even feels pain or is just great at tolerating it, but at least he's not freaking out.

Blood's nothing new, neither is violence, and regrettably not even yanking arrows out of someone is all that new. It just sucks. No one else is here to do it, though, so Dean will, one bolt at a time. The relative quiet of the forest starts seeming all too apparent as Cas guides his hand to the first one, palm of his other hand pressing flat to brace as he pulls it loose.

You learn to separate yourself from this stuff early. Hand the physical reins over to some part of your brain that's like, a job-doer. More efficient about it. Let your hands work, don't think about anything. If it were Sam, he'd be coming up with some really stupid jokes or something, maybe picking up a dumbass petty argument from a lifetime ago to keep him distracted. Or he'd at least be trying to do it.

He's been using all his material up at Sam's bedside this week. Better to just get this done fast. Which goes a little bit to hell when Cas jerks his head back before Dean can get a handle on this last one. Dean feels-- some way about that, too. Undefinably bad. ]


Whoa whoa whoa, take it easy. [ When in doubt, treat this like dealing with a wounded animal. Dean gentles out, the teeniest bit. Tries to get his hand on the side of Cas's head at the temple, either to force some eye contact or to be in position to make him hold still for the next try.

Exactly which one of those it is depends on where Cas lands on the reasoning scale. Dean's keeping his options open. ]
C'mon, Cas, last one. Last one, okay? Less than three seconds, you can bitch about it all you want.

[ However much that even is. ]
imhilarious: (? ????? ????????)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Less than three seconds, as promised. Done and done. Dean goes ahead and chucks the bolt on the ground as the garbage it is. And if his other hand stays put for just a second longer than necessary, like he's maybe trying to personally transfuse some being-okay into Cas through it, that's his business.

Maybe Cas's business. Since it's his head.

Because if there's one thing this world has more than any other, it's Intricate Rituals. Especially since something seems... off. Weirder than normal, even after those injuries close up. ]


You sure? [ You're SURE sure? Girl? ] If we're runnin' down the timer against some angel tranqs here, you gotta let me know.

[ It's easier to carry someone through the woods when you get a chance to stretch first, obviously. ]
imhilarious: (actually it's not w/e. its just sufferin)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2025-11-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The main sticking point Dean chooses to take away here is "targeting angelic creatures."

Just them all jacked up in the woods with limited gear, probably outnumbered, and Cas specifically being targeted. Every day it's something. Every day, week, month, year, decade and century, it's something.

These assholes had him going, he'll admit it. Not a bad plan or anything. Make it seem like one thing, lure 'em in looking for a witch fight. Might've been watching them for a while first.

As long as Sammy doesn't get it in his head to do something stupid, he'll be safe holed up where they left him. One less thing to be afraid for, for now.

Targeting angelic creatures. So matter-of-fact for a concept that rings in his ears for a minute. It's enough to make Dean's fingers start to go cold and numb, for part of him to seize up around a ragged hole in his heart that's barely stitched together as-is. Never totally healed. Most of them don't.

He's not walking out of this with a fresh one. He'd just as soon not walk out of it at all. (As if he's ever really had that option.) ]


Heard a creek about half a klick back that way, [ is all that he says to all that, jerking his head in whatever the hell direction it even is. No compass. Stupidest shit in the world. ] Shelter, we'll figure out when we get there. But they probably know we're gonna be lookin' for both, so stick close and stay sharp. No hero crap. 'til we hit sunrise, we're regular cowards.

[ This town's only big enough for one drama queen, okay. One sacrificer, if there has to be any for some godforsaken reason.

These druid actions will suffer dire and possibly homicidal consequences. The only one of them who knows how to even pretend to be normal about this team is laid up rn. That was their first mistake. ]

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-10 02:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-10 03:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-10 13:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-10 17:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-10 21:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-11 03:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-11 21:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-11 22:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-11 23:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 00:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 01:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 02:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 03:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 13:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 15:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 15:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 16:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-12 19:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-13 04:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-13 11:05 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-13 17:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-13 21:18 (UTC) - Expand

2/2 we did it nvr mind

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-14 12:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-14 16:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-14 18:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-14 21:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 00:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 03:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 17:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 18:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 21:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-15 22:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-16 03:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-17 15:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-17 17:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-17 20:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-18 01:10 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-18 02:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-18 03:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-18 13:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-19 02:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-19 13:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-20 13:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-20 15:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-20 17:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-21 12:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-21 23:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-23 01:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-24 01:30 (UTC) - Expand

ur so right

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-24 02:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-24 11:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-24 20:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-25 02:54 (UTC) - Expand

the stars aligned...

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-27 00:10 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-28 18:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-11-30 14:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-01 14:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-02 04:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-03 01:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-04 17:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-09 03:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-16 20:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-28 17:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2025-12-30 15:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2026-01-01 19:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2026-01-07 03:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] imhilarious - 2026-01-09 22:06 (UTC) - Expand